Bespoke
Bringing the Banter, the Laughs, and a Proper Good Time!
Got something special in mind? Whether it’s a wedding, corporate do, private party, or brand event, Knock-Off Nessa will make it one-of-a-kind. Just tell us what you fancy, and we’ll sort the rest top laughs, Barry banter, and a proper good time guaranteed.
Get in touch, let’s make it happen!
Important information:
Per Mile Rate: 40p per mile from Barry, gotta cover the petrol, like.
Parking Fees: If there’s parking to pay, it’s on you, love. I ain’t getting clamped.
Meals: If I’m there around mealtimes, I’ll need a proper feed, none of this skipping dinner business, alright, love?
Overnight Stay: If it’s more than a 6-hour round trip, you’ll need to put me up for the night, I ain’t sleeping in the car, is it?
Book now, let’s get it sorted, tidy!
Please email Knockoffnessa@elevationpr.co.uk to finalise your booking.
Bringing the Banter, the Laughs, and a Proper Good Time!
Got something special in mind? Whether it’s a wedding, corporate do, private party, or brand event, Knock-Off Nessa will make it one-of-a-kind. Just tell us what you fancy, and we’ll sort the rest top laughs, Barry banter, and a proper good time guaranteed.
Get in touch, let’s make it happen!
Important information:
Per Mile Rate: 40p per mile from Barry, gotta cover the petrol, like.
Parking Fees: If there’s parking to pay, it’s on you, love. I ain’t getting clamped.
Meals: If I’m there around mealtimes, I’ll need a proper feed, none of this skipping dinner business, alright, love?
Overnight Stay: If it’s more than a 6-hour round trip, you’ll need to put me up for the night, I ain’t sleeping in the car, is it?
Book now, let’s get it sorted, tidy!
Please email Knockoffnessa@elevationpr.co.uk to finalise your booking.
Bringing the Banter, the Laughs, and a Proper Good Time!
Got something special in mind? Whether it’s a wedding, corporate do, private party, or brand event, Knock-Off Nessa will make it one-of-a-kind. Just tell us what you fancy, and we’ll sort the rest top laughs, Barry banter, and a proper good time guaranteed.
Get in touch, let’s make it happen!
Important information:
Per Mile Rate: 40p per mile from Barry, gotta cover the petrol, like.
Parking Fees: If there’s parking to pay, it’s on you, love. I ain’t getting clamped.
Meals: If I’m there around mealtimes, I’ll need a proper feed, none of this skipping dinner business, alright, love?
Overnight Stay: If it’s more than a 6-hour round trip, you’ll need to put me up for the night, I ain’t sleeping in the car, is it?
Book now, let’s get it sorted, tidy!
Please email Knockoffnessa@elevationpr.co.uk to finalise your booking.